{"id":1480,"date":"2012-01-22T04:01:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T10:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2012-01-22T04:01:19","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T10:01:19","slug":"its-a-conspiracy-xo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/01\/22\/its-a-conspiracy-xo\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a conspiracy! XO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One week ago&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Roxy:  OOOOW MY KNEE OMFGGGGGG!  *rolls around on the ground in agony*<br \/>\nMegumi: Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not swollen so much, it&#8217;s not torn or anything!<br \/>\nRoxy: okay ;_;<\/p>\n<p>Two days after that&#8230;.<br \/>\nRoxy: I CAN WALK, THANK GOODNESS!! XD  <\/p>\n<p>A day after that&#8230;.<br \/>\nRoxy: I&#8217;m lifting weights, I&#8217;m lifting weights, la la la&#8230;<br \/>\nbody: You should be careful. \ud83d\ude2e<br \/>\nRoxy: I&#8217;m fine! I&#8217;m doing upper body.<br \/>\nbody: You should rest more.<br \/>\nRoxy: I think I&#8217;ll walk home today.<br \/>\nbody: -_-<\/p>\n<p>A day after that&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Roxy: Oh boy my knee is getting better fast, maybe I&#8217;ll&#8230;<br \/>\nbody: No.<br \/>\nRoxy: Yeah, maybe&#8230;<br \/>\nbody: No.  OH what&#8217;s that, is that an eyelash! *rubrubrub*<br \/>\nRoxy: AAAAARRGFGSDFSDF@#$*#@ my eyeeeeeee!   x_O; <\/p>\n<p>The next day&#8230;.<br \/>\nDoctor: *sigh* You bruised your cornea.  Again. In the same. Place.<br \/>\nRoxy: x_o  Maybe I&#8217;ll go lif..<br \/>\nbody: NO.  Gee, your throat is feeling kind of sore, isn&#8217;t it?  Yesssssss<br \/>\nRoxy: No it&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p>The next day:<br \/>\nRoxy:  omg my eye&#8230;.my throat&#8230;.my nose&#8230;.my energy&#8230; *collapse and call in sick to work*<\/p>\n<p>In the mean time&#8230;.my knee is getting better.  It&#8217;s a conspiracy, I tell you!  A CONSPIRACY!  Just to keep my off my knee!<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One week ago&#8230;. Roxy: OOOOW MY KNEE OMFGGGGGG! *rolls around on the ground in agony* Megumi: Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not swollen so much, it&#8217;s not torn or anything! Roxy: okay ;_; Two days after that&#8230;. Roxy: I CAN WALK, THANK GOODNESS!! XD A day after that&#8230;. Roxy: I&#8217;m lifting weights, I&#8217;m lifting weights, la la&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fight","category-7","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}