{"id":1646,"date":"2012-02-20T02:53:49","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T08:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2012-02-20T02:53:49","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T08:53:49","slug":"the-smurfs-are-smurfarific","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/02\/20\/the-smurfs-are-smurfarific\/","title":{"rendered":"The Smurfs are Smurfarific!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had my usual full\/heavy breakfast, but for whatever reason, I just cracked today.  I&#8217;ve been resisting junk food and I got REALLY BAD CRAVINGS OMFG.  u_U  I had little things throughout the day, not really going crazy, which I am proud of.  I did have some ice cream&#8230;.some sweet bread.  Just barely under control.  gah.  My weight is JUST okay now.  I&#8217;m aiming for a bigger cut this time but I gotta stay at this weight.<\/p>\n<p>I worked out by myself in Gold&#8217;s Gym this morning, and like 5 of my attempted plans to get together with various people fell through. u_U  Bummer.  BORING DAY.  So I did chores, organized my apartment, found my medicals to use for my fight, and watched some of The Smurfs.<\/p>\n<p>bahahaha it&#8217;s so stupid. XD  The dialogue is so corny, the villain overdoes the acting&#8230;..I LOVE IT! XD~<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-blend-in.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-blend-in.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"smurfs blend in\" width=\"478\" height=\"254\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1647\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;They can see us!  Quick, blend in!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-stop-your-carriage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-stop-your-carriage.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"smurfs stop your carriage\" width=\"480\" height=\"261\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1648\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Come back here, wretched Smurfs!  Stop your carriage!&#8221;  And a second later the car stops and he SLAMS into the back of it! hahahaha XD<\/p>\n<p>Gargamel goes into this abandoned building, and in the next scene, he&#8217;s like, &#8220;Yes!  I build the Smurfalator!&#8221; or something.  WHERE DID THE MACHINE COME FROM, he had like FIVE MINUTES TO DO IT.  lol<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-machine2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-machine2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"smurfs machine2\" width=\"416\" height=\"250\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1652\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n  Then he turns around and sees his cat&#8230;.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-cat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/smurfs-cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"smurfs cat\" width=\"358\" height=\"221\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1650\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAnd says, &#8220;eeh, would you care for a mint when you&#8217;re done.&#8221;  lol <\/p>\n<p>The Smurfs are adding the word &#8216;smurf&#8217; into everything, like &#8220;Let&#8217;s me pessasmurfic,&#8221; as if that&#8217;s supposed to be &#8220;pessemistic&#8221; and &#8220;oh smurf it!&#8221; like &#8220;oh shut up.&#8221; but it just sounds bad and not clever at all.  Did they do that in the cartoon?<\/p>\n<p>But hilarious in it&#8217;s own right.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m laughing sooooooo hard. XD It&#8217;s been while since I belly-laughed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my usual full\/heavy breakfast, but for whatever reason, I just cracked today. I&#8217;ve been resisting junk food and I got REALLY BAD CRAVINGS OMFG. u_U I had little things throughout the day, not really going crazy, which I am proud of. I did have some ice cream&#8230;.some sweet bread. Just barely under control.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-every-day","category-6","category-5","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}