{"id":2142,"date":"2012-06-15T16:09:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T22:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=2142"},"modified":"2012-06-15T16:09:49","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T22:09:49","slug":"naked-people-somewhat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/06\/15\/naked-people-somewhat\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked people (somewhat)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right?  Naked people always grab your attention, so what better way to advertise something?<br \/>\nSee, I passed by the Body Shop (hand lotion, shampoo, soap products, etc) and I saw these this:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"step 1\" width=\"414\" height=\"414\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2143\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nStep one: Wash!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"step 2\" width=\"346\" height=\"451\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2144\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nStep 2:  Scrub!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/step-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"step 3\" width=\"316\" height=\"426\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2145\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nStep 3: Rinse!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know what you&#8217;re thinking:  HOW DARE THEY recycle the lady from Step 1!  We want to see ANOTHER mostly naked lady with a DIFFERENT piece of fruit. wtf, seriously.<\/p>\n<p> XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right? Naked people always grab your attention, so what better way to advertise something? See, I passed by the Body Shop (hand lotion, shampoo, soap products, etc) and I saw these this: Step one: Wash! Step 2: Scrub! Step 3: Rinse! Yeah, I know what you&#8217;re thinking: HOW DARE THEY recycle the lady from Step&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-cultural","category-fun","category-6","category-13","category-8","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}