{"id":2409,"date":"2012-08-13T06:12:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T12:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2012-08-13T06:12:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T12:12:55","slug":"i-must-really-become-a-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/08\/13\/i-must-really-become-a-ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"I must really become a ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the age of the MMA super athlete. <\/p>\n<p>It used to be that someone good at jiu-jitsu, or a powerful striker could win fights.  Now, it&#8217;s different.  It has changed.  A &#8216;fighter&#8217; needs to have superior cardio, physical strength, power, AND skill.  Must.  The bar has been raised.<\/p>\n<p>Some people may try and argue with me, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m a powerful &#8220;athlete.&#8221;  I mean, I&#8217;ve been playing sports since I was a little kid &#8211; soccer, baseball, basketball, tennis, etc.  But I&#8217;m not buff, and I was pretty average.<\/p>\n<p>It was comforting for me to hear someone I respected say, &#8220;Oh I&#8217;m not a powerful striker either, so I have to be tricky to win my fights.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I like that.  I always tried to defy my weaknesses and work at them and work at them until they go away.  But I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever be as physically strong as certain people. <\/p>\n<p>People have said, &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s so easy to take something (i.e. doping) if you cycle right.&#8221; :\/ I want muscles. But I refuse to dope.  So you know what I gotta do, right?  <\/p>\n<p><b>BECOME A NINJA. <\/b> XD I AM studying under the man who invented &#8220;The Ninja Choke,&#8221;  Katsumura-san.<\/p>\n<p>However this body of mine&#8230; *sigh* sometimes I wonder if it&#8217;ll ever get better.<\/p>\n<p>My 30th birthday is coming up in September. I&#8217;m going to party so hard.  If I have to be 30, I&#8217;m gonna make it huge.  And by party, I mean friends, presents, food and ice cream and cake.  Like, I MADE IT TO THIRTY and I&#8217;m NOT using a cane yet!!! I&#8217;m already thinking about A) how many parties B) How much ice cream and cake I can possibly eat 3) if I should take a day off from work to recover. lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the age of the MMA super athlete. It used to be that someone good at jiu-jitsu, or a powerful striker could win fights. Now, it&#8217;s different. It has changed. A &#8216;fighter&#8217; needs to have superior cardio, physical strength, power, AND skill. Must. The bar has been raised. Some people may try and argue with&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-training","category-4","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}