{"id":2712,"date":"2012-11-02T16:23:24","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T22:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2012-11-02T16:23:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T22:23:24","slug":"lets-teach-the-ignorant-foreign-girls-inappropriate-japanese-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/11\/02\/lets-teach-the-ignorant-foreign-girls-inappropriate-japanese-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s teach the ignorant foreign girls inappropriate Japanese :D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(The following conversations take place in Japanese, translated for your convenience)<\/p>\n<p>a year ago&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Roxy: *thinks* Is that the fighter Omigawa?!<br \/>\nOmigawa: Hi!  I&#8217;m Omigawa Michihiro.  Call me &#8220;Michi.&#8221;<br \/>\nRoxy: Hello! uh, &#8230;.Michi?<br \/>\nOmigawa: Yes, Michi.<br \/>\nRoxy: Nice to meet you, Omigawa-san.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t call him &#8220;Michi!&#8221;  ^_^;   It&#8217;s inappropriate for anyone other than a good friend or family to call him by that kind of nick name.  I know he introduced himself like that because I&#8217;m a foreigner and we always go by our first names&#8230;but like, if the average Japanese person outside the dojo heard me address him as that, they&#8217;d think we were lovers or something. LOL   <\/p>\n<p>When I say, &#8220;How are you?&#8221; he likes to scream out loudly, &#8220;Bin bin da ze!&#8221; and everyone around us laughs.  At first I was like, &#8220;Bin bin?&#8221; (which prompted other laughs)  &#8220;What does that mean?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It means&#8230;great!&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Uh huh,&#8221; I replied.  &#8220;With what connotation?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hahaha it means great!  You can say it!&#8221; he said, enthusiastically.  &#8220;Try saying it!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Um, that&#8217;s okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It obviously means something else, probably dirty.<\/p>\n<p>See, I know this stuff because I&#8217;ve been speaking Japanese for 10 years.  I don&#8217;t get fooled.<\/p>\n<p>I caught him trying to teach Brittany that.  Why? Because it&#8217;s FUN to teach foreigners wrong stuff \ud83d\ude00 and then laugh at them!  LOL  See, if I do that, I get fired from work.  Please repeat, &#8220;Please call me Taro! I am a bad mother f*cker!&#8221; XD<br \/>\n I also caught our wonderful coach teaching her &#8220;Abayo,&#8221; which is like &#8216;See ya, suckers!&#8217; and is usually accompanied by the middle finger or sticking out the tongue.  hahaha Not something you should yell out to the class before you leave the building.  <\/p>\n<p>I gotta increase my vocabulary&#8230;. I&#8217;ve been studying and taking notes a lot lately&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(The following conversations take place in Japanese, translated for your convenience) a year ago&#8230;. Roxy: *thinks* Is that the fighter Omigawa?! Omigawa: Hi! I&#8217;m Omigawa Michihiro. Call me &#8220;Michi.&#8221; Roxy: Hello! uh, &#8230;.Michi? Omigawa: Yes, Michi. Roxy: Nice to meet you, Omigawa-san. I can&#8217;t call him &#8220;Michi!&#8221; ^_^; It&#8217;s inappropriate for anyone other than a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-6","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}