{"id":2807,"date":"2012-12-07T14:49:05","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T20:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=2807"},"modified":"2012-12-07T14:49:05","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T20:49:05","slug":"there-it-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2012\/12\/07\/there-it-was\/","title":{"rendered":"there it was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to get my broom, and there it was, behind the trash can.  A lonely chunk of white radish, the end, all by itself on the ground.  It must have fallen and rolled there.<\/p>\n<p>Roxy:  OH!  D:<br \/>\nRadish:  !!  ;__;<br \/>\nRoxy:  \ud83d\ude00 There you are!<br \/>\nRadish:  \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nRoxy:  Awww, poor baby!  *pick up*<br \/>\nRadish. ;.;<br \/>\nRoxy:  &#8230;..<br \/>\nRadish:   \ud83d\ude42  &#8230;..?<br \/>\nRoxy:  Eew, I ain&#8217;t eatin you now.  How many days have you been on my floor?<br \/>\nRadish: O_O!!<br \/>\nRoxy: Sorry radish.<br \/>\nRadish:  :O!!!!!!  no no no no!!<br \/>\nRoxy: Goodbye.  The rest of you was delicious.<br \/>\nRadish:  ;o;!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>*trash*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to get my broom, and there it was, behind the trash can. A lonely chunk of white radish, the end, all by itself on the ground. It must have fallen and rolled there. Roxy: OH! D: Radish: !! ;__; Roxy: \ud83d\ude00 There you are! Radish: \ud83d\ude00 Roxy: Awww, poor baby! *pick up* Radish.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-6","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}