{"id":3083,"date":"2013-02-14T07:37:38","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T13:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2013-02-14T07:37:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T13:37:38","slug":"scleritis-ridden-zombie-eyed-roxy-got-stopped-by-a-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2013\/02\/14\/scleritis-ridden-zombie-eyed-roxy-got-stopped-by-a-cop\/","title":{"rendered":"Scleritis-ridden zombie-eyed Roxy got stopped by a cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  My right eye was bothering me a lot yesterday, and I woke up today with it BRIGHT RED and like&#8230;I poked a lump and the cornea was like droopy?  AAAAH WTFFFFFff  At the very bottom are pictures of it, so if you don&#8217;t wanna see, don&#8217;t scroll down to the very end.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just lucky like that, I guess?  I can&#8217;t train, I have a cold, I didn&#8217;t even get PUNCHED and I get another eye problem? (I&#8217;ve bruised my cornea like 15 times already).<\/p>\n<p> Soooooo I went to watch morning practice.<br \/>\nWorked a bit with Harley, and that was cool!<br \/>\nOmigawa showed us (him) this Judo throw for MMA, which was cool!  I wrote my book.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/omigawa-and-harley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/omigawa-and-harley-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"omigawa and harley\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3088\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I went to the eye doctors. ;_;  My doctor was like, &#8220;Is it the same as usual?&#8221; hahaha  No, I replied.<br \/>\nHe was like, &#8220;Hmmm wow, you have scleritis.  Take these drops and come back in 5 days.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh huh. <i>Scleritis is an inflammation of the sclera (the white outer wall of the eye). Symptoms: Blurred vision; Eye pain and tenderness &#8211; severe; Red patches on the normally white part of the eye; Sensitivity to light &#8211; very painful <\/i>.Yeah, Wiki.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not going to stop me from going on with my day!  My day off from work! ;_;<\/p>\n<p>So I put in drops and went and saw DIE HARD 5, baby! Yippee Kai-yay!  It was good, but I think it could have been better.  I wasn&#8217;t really interested in the plot.  I wanted more witty dialogue. ~_~;  They didn&#8217;t utilize Bruce&#8217;s dialogue\/ acting ability to his full potential. But the car chase scenes were amazing!  I wonder how many cars they destroyed making that movie, hahahah.<\/p>\n<p>Then I went to my friend Kozo&#8217;s restaurant Fukuzushi.  My legs were kind of bothering me, but I wanted to go away.  ON the way, I wanted to take a picture of my eye, but it was dark, so I stopped near a vending machine where light would reflect.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t see anyone around, because, it is kind of weird and embarrassing.  lol<\/p>\n<p>Then a cop came up to me. I thought he wanted to use the vending machine, so I moved and started to walk away, but he was like, &#8220;Wait a minute&#8230; Are you a traveler?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WOWZERS, MY FIRST TIME being stopped by a cop!  He was polite, and I explained that no, I&#8217;m on my way to a friend&#8217;s restaurant. o_O;  &#8220;You caught me taking a picture of myself, how embarrassing! hahahahaA&#8221; I laughed.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;Gee you have a really big bag&#8230;. what&#8217;s in it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, nothing,&#8221; I said.  &#8220;I&#8217;m studying Japanese! Look!&#8221; I whipped out my notebook.<br \/>\n &#8220;Are you a student?&#8221; he asked.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, I&#8217;m an English teacher,&#8221; I replied, starting to get a little uneasy.  &#8220;Am I suspicious?  I&#8217;m suspicious, aren&#8217;t I?&#8221; I said.  &#8220;Taking pictures of myself and all.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe laughed!  &#8220;haha no, no, but I&#8217;m sorry, can I see your residence card?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So then I had to explain that the ID card also doubles as my actual VISA, so if I lose it, I&#8217;m screwed, so I carry a photo copy.  He got kind of stern and told me that I should always carry it around with me, but then he smiled and said I could go.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah yeah. As I said.  Lose visa = screwed &#8211;> exportation or police station<\/p>\n<p>Luckily you can&#8217;t really see my freaky looking eye unless I look down.<\/p>\n<p>I made it to my friend&#8217;s restaurant, and I was the only one there for like two hours, so we chatted a lot and he cooked me the most delicious fish dishes ever!!!<br \/>\nI love Fukuzushi.  ^^<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>below<br \/>\n are<br \/>\npictures<br \/>\n of my<br \/>\n eye.<br \/>\nIf you<br \/>\n don&#8217;t<br \/>\n wanna<br \/>\nsee,<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t<br \/>\n scroll<br \/>\n down.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/scleritis-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/scleritis-2.jpg\" alt=\"scleritis 2\" width=\"297\" height=\"405\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3084\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That was the pic that got me stopped by the cop.  If I hadn&#8217;t been acting suspicious&#8230;.haha<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/scleritis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/scleritis.jpg\" alt=\"scleritis\" width=\"412\" height=\"309\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3085\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Braaaaaaains!!<\/p>\n<p>it hurts, tho ;.;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My right eye was bothering me a lot yesterday, and I woke up today with it BRIGHT RED and like&#8230;I poked a lump and the cornea was like droopy? AAAAH WTFFFFFff At the very bottom are pictures of it, so if you don&#8217;t wanna see, don&#8217;t scroll down to the very end. I&#8217;m just lucky&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-every-day","category-5","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}