{"id":3275,"date":"2013-04-04T01:07:05","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T07:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=3275"},"modified":"2013-04-04T01:08:36","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T07:08:36","slug":"my-broken-stove-is-a-fsking-adventure-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2013\/04\/04\/my-broken-stove-is-a-fsking-adventure-d\/","title":{"rendered":"My broken stove is a FSKING ADVENTURE!!! :D"},"content":{"rendered":"

My baka electric stove is broken. If I try to turn it on, it blows my circuit breaker. What do I do? I dunno. HAHAHAHAH THE ADVENTURE BEGINS HERE!!! *play Zelda music*<\/p>\n

I went downstairs and talked to the guardsman\/caretaker dude. I asked him if he could contact the owner to get it fixed.
\nCaretaker: \u201cOh, I dunno. Let\u2019s ask the Ri-blah blah-cho.\u201d
\nI blinked. \u201cThe who?\u201d
\nCaretaker: \u201cThe Ri- blah blah cho. Here! *dial*
\nRoxy: Wait! *splutter* Ri\u2026ri\u2026who what why what do I say? Who? The owner? STOP!\u201d
\nCaretaker: \u201cNo, not the owner. More important. Here, he\u2019s on the phone.\u201d
\nRoxy: WHO IS ON THE PHONE!?!?
\nGuy on the phone: Hello? Hello?
\nRoxy: UM. HI. My name is Roxanne and my stove is brokennnnnnnnnnnnnnn\u2026..\u201d
\nGuy: blah blah blahjapanesestuffIcouldn\u2019tunderstandatall??????
\nRoxy: \u2026\u2026. Um. ;_: um. I have no idea what you just said. TAKE THE PHONE BACK, MR. CARETAKER!\u201d
\nCaretaker: hahahah yes, uh huh *listen* Okay. *hang up* He\u2019s coming down.
\nRoxy: WHO IS COMING DOWN?
\nCaretaker: The Ri-cho blah.
\nRoxy: ;__________; The owner?
\nCaretaker: He\u2019s not the owner. He\u2019s the boss of the owners.
\n*guys comes down the elevator* aaaaand it\u2019s a guy I had a little run in with when I tried to convince him I paid my bike fee but he claimed I didn\u2019t and I got all upsettttttttttttttttttttttttttt HE\u2019S THE BOSS OF THE BOSS?!? LET\u2019S PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
\nRoxy: HELLO! Oh \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 It\u2019s you!
\nBoss dude: Ah \ud83d\ude00 Hello.
\nRoxy: My stove is broken, what do I do?
\nBoss dude: you have to contact the real estate agency. They\u2019ll contact the owner. Call them.\u201d
\nFine. I hate talking on the phone because I can\u2019t understand their Japanese, and can\u2019t make myself understood like I can face to face. But fine. Called them.
\n \u201cOh, we can\u2019t call them,\u201d the real estate agent dude said. \u201cYou have to call your management company.\u201d
\nRoxy: \u201cUm, you guys called them last time for me when my toilet was broken. Can you please call them again for me?\u201d
\nAgent: \u201cSorry, we can\u2019t. I\u2019ll give you the number. It\u2019s Skycourt\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cNo, it\u2019s not,\u201d I said, upset. \u201cIt got changed! We had this problem last time.\u201d
\nagent: \u201cOur records say it\u2019s Skycourt. Who did it get changed to?\u201d
\nRoxy: \u201cI forget, but you guys found it for me last time. Could you find it for me again, please? Sorry.\u201d
\nagent: \u201cSorry, we can\u2019t. Call Skycourt and ask them\u2026\u201d
\nRoxy: \u201cLast time I did that the number didn\u2019t go through,\u201d I said impatiently. \u201cOH I KNOW, it\u2019s EM\u2026Japan. EMK Japan\u2026MKE Japan or something. Do you know?\u201d
\n\u201cSorry, I don\u2019t know. Then ask your caretaker,\u201d the agent said.
\nRoxy: \u201cHe said to call you!\u201d
\nAgent: \u201cWe can\u2019t help you.\u201d
\nInner Roxy: You can eat my stinky sweaty BO rashguard, you jerky piece of crap!\u201d<\/i>
\nOuter Roxy: \u201cI see. Thanks. GOODBYE!\u201d
\nRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
\n*pant pant* I\u2019m gonna go over there and sit in their office until they help meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh wait\u2026.they gave me a number for just in case something else was wrong. Where did I put it. \u2026.oh my fridge! I found it! \ud83d\ude00 Found it found it! \ud83d\ude00<\/i><\/p>\n

Here is my stove burner. My panda tea pot is posing, for effect.
\n\"panda<\/a> <\/p>\n

*called* \u201cHi, my electric stove is broken, and you helped me fix my toilet etc etc etc.\u201d
\n\u201cOh,\u201d the apartment management company lady said. \u201cThe real estate agency usually calls us and then we contact the owner\u2026\u201d
\n Inner Roxy: I KNOOOOOOOOW THAAAAAAAAT!<\/i>
\nOuter Roxy: Oh really? Well I talked to them and they said to call you directly. \uf04a
\nApt mgt lady: \u201cWell, okay, we\u2019ll call blah blah and they\u2019ll call you.\u201d
\nRoxy: Thank you!
\n*clink*
\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
\n*wait*
\n*wait*
\n*puts a load of stinky laundry in the machine*
\n*ring ring*
\nguy: \u201cThis is EMK Japan calling for\u2026…\u201d
\nRoxy: OH HELLO THERE, Thank you for fixing my TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\nGuy: o_O;;; You\u2019re welcome\u2026. Um\u2026.so your stove is broken, so blah blah yackity fix it.\u201d
\nRoxy: \u2026\u2026..um fix it? Yes please?\u201d
\nGuy: So I will contact the owner who will set up a time to check out your stove.\u201d
\nRoxy: (the owner STILL has not been contacted?!) So do you know the situation?
\nGuy: The stove isn\u2019t working well?
\nRoxy: No. Whenever I tried to turn it on, it blew the circuit breaker, so I called the electric company and the guy came and checked it out, and said that it\u2019s not an electric problem, it\u2019s that the stove UNIT is broken, so I need to replace the unit itself.
\nguy: OH REALLY. So\u2026is it a blah blah blah unit?
\nRoxy: What?
\nguy: An H blah blah unit.
\nRoxy: \u2026\u2026eh? Sorry\u2026.
\nGuy: smooth or coil?
\nRoxy: Oh coil, it\u2019s super old. ^^;;
\nGuy: okay \ud83d\ude00 So they should call you soon to set up a time to replace it.
\nRoxy: THANK YOU!!<\/p>\n

Yay.<\/p>\n

Hopefully the end. I finally got through to the right people. \ud83d\ude00 Now I\u2019m just waiting for that call!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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