{"id":3866,"date":"2013-10-18T09:29:25","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T15:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=3866"},"modified":"2013-10-18T09:48:58","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T15:48:58","slug":"forced-day-off-chiroman-teaching-kids-my-authoritah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2013\/10\/18\/forced-day-off-chiroman-teaching-kids-my-authoritah\/","title":{"rendered":"forced day off, Chiroman, teaching kids, my authoritah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you need a day off when you wake up in the morning and wish you hadn\u2019t.<br \/>\nWednesday was the day I usually take off, but I had really wanted to do BJJ!  Yesterday was sparring day. But the biggest challenge of training MMA is knowing how hard to go when.  Do I save myself for sparring this afternoon or tomorrow, or push through today\/ this morning? It\u2019s really impossible to know, because every time is different.<br \/>\nOh well. I learned some cool stuff on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>I watched Naruto for a few hours, went to Syndicate and started class, thinking if I warmed up, the pain would go away. No. \ud83d\ude41 Then Jake came and fixed me up. \ud83d\ude00  I <3 Chiroman!! :D hahah that\u2019s your new nickname! Superman +Chiropractor = the new breed of hero \u2013 Chiroman!!!! :D :D :D\n\n\nI met this nice woman who's going to fight in King of the Cage on Saturday! damn me, I forget her name. ;_;  She was so nice, though!\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/girl-from-kotc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/girl-from-kotc.jpg\" alt=\"girl from kotc\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3870\" srcset=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/girl-from-kotc.jpg 640w, http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/girl-from-kotc-632x474.jpg 632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Went home for a few hours, tried not to be depressed I didn&#8217;t spar, did chores, ate a ton of pumpkin pie, then went back to help Chris teach the kid\u2019s classes.  <\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re separated into 4:00 \u2013 4:45  5 yr olds to 7 yrs, then 4:45 \u2013 5:30 8yr olds to 14 yr olds.   Chris was delayed so I warmed everybody up.  Fourth time participating, first time leading. \ud83d\ude00  Then we finished and he STILL hadn\u2019t come, and I hadn\u2019t really thought of anything to do ! Gah!  So I started teaching them but scooting backwards in the Gracie Stand up position, and then Chris came.   That went fine, as did the next class. I actually rolled with this girl Trinity because she was big enough that I wouldn\u2019t crush her.  That was funny. \ud83d\ude00  and fun.<\/p>\n<p>Then wrestling started. I never teach wrestling because\u2026 I don\u2019t know wrestling.  I mean, I know SOME, but I haven\u2019t learned all the terms, and so when the kids are doing it wrong, I\u2019m not sure how to correct them. I don\u2019t want to be \u201cjust do it like this\u201d because it might be jiu-jitsu base, not wrestling base, and not what Johnny taught them before.  Like, they teach side control differently than how I  would teach it, so I have to pay attention and conform.<\/p>\n<p>A few kids were obviously excited that they saw me on TV. \ud83d\ude42 One kid kept asking me questions about moves, and it was obvious he could already do well, but wanted me to watch him. \ud83d\ude42  Which is fine. haha <\/p>\n<p>So the first two classes were separated by age, but not for wrestling.  ALL of the kids flooded back onto the mat, and started running in a circle to warm up.  Other assistant coaches disappeared, and it looked like only Benji. Where was Johnny? Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>So I was just about to leave to go to Colleen\u2019s going away BBQ when Benji came up to me.  \u201cI\u2019m covering for Johnny\u2026\u201d he said, \u201cAre you staying?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u2026\u201d I said.<br \/>\n\u201cPlease do,\u201d he said earnestly.  I looked at the mass of 35+ kids swirling around like a hurricane.  \ud83d\ude21  Cancel my plans to cover for a colleague with little reward except it\u2019s the right thing to do? Aaah, sounds familiar, like my former job at BERLITZ.   Haha! I don\u2019t miss that aspect about my lovely former job!  But I\u2019ve never regretted covering.  Because it&#8217;s the right thing to do.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d I said.  I became in charge of the little ones, because the Benji\u2019s explanations went totally over their heads.  They couldn&#8217;t even do the hand grips, much less shoot.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There are as many girls as boys in this class!  It&#8217;s 2013!&#8221; Benji said. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing!  So many girls! \ud83d\ude42 How cool!<\/p>\n<p>At one point, this 6-7 year old kept climbing on the cage and not even doing the move, so I tried to discipline him by making him do push ups (Chris had done that before) but he refused and wouldn&#8217;t cooperate at all. Omg. X_x;;   So I taught the other kids and scolded him to get out of the way when he ran around. I asked him what the problem was and he wouldn\u2019t talk to me.  -_-;  I asked him if the move was boring and if he didn\u2019t want to do it, and he wouldn\u2019t reply! I told Benji to scold him in an authoritative manly fashion, but even that didn\u2019t help.  Why not? *falls over*  Kids usually listen to me, but there are a few who don&#8217;t respect my authoritah!<\/p>\n<p>(click here)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/gx4jn77VKlQ\" title=\"\"respect my authoritah!\"\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/gx4jn77VKlQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Class ended,  so I showered as fast as I could and headed over to Colleen\u2019s.  Party started at 6, but I got there at 7.  Turns out she lives like 5 minutes from my place! \ud83d\ude00  I had a ton of chips and guacamole. Lol And a turkey burger and piece of chicken. Hah It was fun. I talked with Syndicate people, some people from Drysdale&#8217;s were there, It was great. <\/p>\n<p>Chiroman and his wife were there!  That was nice. I started getting really tired, so I left a little early.  Fell asleep at my computer so went to sleep at 10:30. Woke up at 5!! Seven hours!  Wow! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you need a day off when you wake up in the morning and wish you hadn\u2019t. Wednesday was the day I usually take off, but I had really wanted to do BJJ! Yesterday was sparring day. But the biggest challenge of training MMA is knowing how hard to go when. Do I save&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}