{"id":3950,"date":"2013-11-15T06:26:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T12:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=3950"},"modified":"2013-11-15T06:26:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T12:26:40","slug":"my-crazy-dream-about-ice-cream-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2013\/11\/15\/my-crazy-dream-about-ice-cream-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"my crazy dream about ice cream lol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I dreamed that I finished training and showering and was looking for something to do.  I lived in the woods in the mountains, much like my home in high school in Lenox, MA.  I hopped on my bicycle and rode down a hill.  Man, I wanted ice cream.  I came upon this log cabin-tavern with cars parked around, so I went in. <\/p>\n<p> It was like a cafe-diner, with wooden tables, and all kinds of people sitting around them.  There were bookshelves everywhere. Like a manga-cafe, in Japan. (Manga cafes are places like libraries of comic books and computer cubical, so customers can sit and surf the net and read comic books) <\/p>\n<p>This nice middle-aged guy with a red-brown beard smiled widely at me and offered me a place to sit on the edge of this bench, in like a booth with a family of mother, father, and like 5 kids.  I was like, &#8220;Um&#8230;..&#8221;<br \/>\nbecause although it seemed to be the type of restaurant where customers share tables, there wasn&#8217;t much room at this one, and it was awkward. Plus, I hadn&#8217;t even seen the menu.  I wanted to look.  I saw a diagram of ICE CREAM!!! \ud83d\ude00  What KINDS WERE THERE?!?<\/p>\n<p>So he went away, and as I stood up, the mother of the table gave me the evil eye and scooted over to where I just was, preventing me from sitting back down.  yeah, it&#8217;s okay. I wouldn&#8217;t want some strange lady sitting with me and my kids randomly.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted the vanila ice cream with caramel sauce on top of the waffle!! \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nThe owner came over to me and said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you want to sit down?&#8221;  I replied, &#8220;Well, there&#8217;s really no room at that table, so I thought I&#8217;d find another place&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m so sorry,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;Here, let me reserve you this special booth for customers staying and reading.  No extra charge!  It&#8217;s on the house.  So why don&#8217;t you order and then go pick out a few books?&#8221;  So I did both. \ud83d\ude00  Yay!  But I knew I wasn&#8217;t going to be able to read a whole novel, so I grabbed a few philosophy books, thinking I could pick up a few wise sayings.  <\/p>\n<p>A long portion of my dream involved me exploring the upstairs of this cabin, which was more like a 1800&#8217;s style house&#8217;s bedroom, refitted to look like a library.<\/p>\n<p>I got my books and went back downstairs for my ice cream&#8230;.and then woke up.<\/p>\n<p>Without the ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  UNFORGIVABLE.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up at 1:55. Hungry.  I rolled over and tried to go back to sleep. My stomach went &#8220;grrrrrrrr.&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, &#8220;Shut up, you.&#8221;  *Roll over*<br \/>\nStomach: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>;_; *cry*  I drank water, but it wouldn&#8217;t shut up.  I ended up getting up at 3 AM for breakfast. *sigh* But I freaking HAD my Blue Bunny frozen yogurt yesterday, so it&#8217;s not like I was unsatisfied!  Maybe it was my mom asking me &#8220;can I have some of your frozen yogurt?&#8221; right before I went to bed. It got stuck in my brain and I had a dream.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I&#8217;m just obsessed with ice cream.  What do you guys think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I dreamed that I finished training and showering and was looking for something to do. I lived in the woods in the mountains, much like my home in high school in Lenox, MA. I hopped on my bicycle and rode down a hill. Man, I wanted ice cream. I came upon this log cabin-tavern&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-dream","category-6","category-17","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}