{"id":433,"date":"2011-05-01T16:20:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T22:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=433"},"modified":"2011-05-01T16:20:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-01T22:20:46","slug":"youre-toast-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2011\/05\/01\/youre-toast-d\/","title":{"rendered":"You’re toast! :D"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday night, I was stumbling home from practice and the grocery store next to my place didn’t have any eggs or milk, so I didn’t wanna walk like 15 minutes to the next closest one.<\/p>\n

The next morning, I just had one egg, cottege cheese and yogurt and toast and salad. It didn’t satisfy me AT ALL. I thought it should, though! I mean, I had fat from cottege cheese and yogurt. But I usually drink a lot of milk and have some oatmeal and mix it with my eggs and stuff…. I ate at 5AM, and by 7AM even before I LEFT my apartment my stomach was GROWLING. wtf. It ruined my whole day. I was eating all morning. @_@;; and then got a stomach ache.<\/p>\n

My day went pretty well. The morning is always hard to get through…I just wanted to collapse on the sofa. x_X<\/p>\n

I finished work at 3:15 and went dress-shopping for my cousin’s wedding. Man…I was dreading it. With reason. The average Japanese dress size is 2. DUDE come ON. @_@;;; In other words, it’s like extra-small to my extra-large. I tried on this one dress that was like two hundred bucks. Not only would it not fit over my shouldres, but I almost couldn’t get it off, because if I moved, I was afraid I would rip the seams out of the shoulders. I had to like…turn upside down and shake. I nearly called the staff lady. <\/p>\n

Needless to say I left that shop in tears. I walked all through the department stores L-Mylord, OPA and SATY in SY Town. They have some INSANE styles. Is this formal, or casual, or business, or for old ladies, or teens, or pregnant women? I dunno! @_@ Just…crazy fashion. In SATY I found a black dress in a store called “Opera House.” I THINK IT FITS. I’m gonna shop around a little bit more today, but omg it fits. @_@ And it’s classy. That’s the main thing. <\/p>\n

So there’s this import store in the OPA building. I was shopping there one day, and I saw this colorful package. I checked. The package said “toast.” Just toast? I checked the back. yes, no sugary bread or anything special. Just dried bread. Toast. How boring! Who would buy that?<\/p>\n

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\nThere were tons of them and they were marked down from 300 yen to 100 yen, so apparently nobody.
\nNot me!
\nBut every time I walked by, I wondered…what did it taste like? Probably nothing!
\n….but……AAAAA so I caved in and bought it. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

IT’S GOOD. It’s kind of bland, but a little salty! CRUNCH! Easy to keep eating! I put peanut cream and jelly on them! YUMMY!! \ud83d\ude00 I bought three more.
\nNow I can say, “You’re toast, baby!” Hahahaha<\/p>\n

or not. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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