{"id":5329,"date":"2015-02-28T10:01:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T16:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=5329"},"modified":"2015-02-28T16:29:58","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T22:29:58","slug":"rousey-cyborg-fan-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2015\/02\/28\/rousey-cyborg-fan-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"Rousey-Cyborg fan problems"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fan problems<\/p>\n

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\"UFC<\/a>
\nOh, Ronda! She’s so strong and awesome! Nobody can beat her. She annihilates her opponents in under a minute! Who can stand against her?
\n\"sanji<\/a><\/p>\n

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\"criscyborg\"<\/a>
\nChris Cyborg, she’s amazing! She’s a beast. Who can stand up to HER? Nobody even has a chance!<\/p>\n

\"GoofyIdeaBulb\"<\/a>
\nWait! Ronda should fight Cyborg! Yes! That’s the natural progression of things! What an amazing fight! I want to see! I want i want iwantwantwantwant!
\n\"1119442115\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ronda is at 135 and Cyborg 145? Ronda should go up in weight.
\n\"finger\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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No.
\n\"ronda<\/a><\/p>\n

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Cyborg should drop to 135 lb.
\n\"luffy4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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No. \u00a0I can’t.
\n\"cris_cyborg_santos\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Why not?<\/p>\n

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because…….<\/p>\n

\"one-piece-brook-wallpapers-4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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hmmm….How about a catch weight?
\n\"naruto_thoughtful_by_naruto_dark_uzumaki-d4af4hd\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ronda: Why should I fight her at an advantage?
\n\"391ff6be1517569dfb59d39a361d0f3b\"<\/a>
\nBut I wanna see! Somebody throw money at them and make it happen! I want it I want it!
\n\"serena<\/a><\/p>\n

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Impossible.
\n\"dana-white-t2\"<\/a>
\nImpossible.
\n\"dm_150227_espnw_knapp_short_interview\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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\"luffy<\/a><\/p>\n

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(disclaimer: I don’t mean to really insult anyone. This blog was written all in fun.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fan problems   Oh, Ronda! She’s so strong and awesome! Nobody can beat her. She annihilates her opponents in under a minute! Who can stand against her?     Chris Cyborg, she’s amazing! She’s a beast. Who can stand up to HER? Nobody even has a chance! Wait! Ronda should fight Cyborg! Yes! That’s the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-6","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5329"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5354,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329\/revisions\/5354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}