{"id":631,"date":"2011-06-22T15:33:57","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T21:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=631"},"modified":"2011-06-23T03:25:59","modified_gmt":"2011-06-23T09:25:59","slug":"beeee-yourself-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2011\/06\/22\/beeee-yourself-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Beeee yourself! :D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Remember, beeeee yourself!&#8221;  \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>You know how it is when you like something but the rest of the world thinks you&#8217;re weird? <\/p>\n<p>Of course you do!  Actually, it may not be the rest of the world.<\/p>\n<p>I got teased A LOT in elementary and middle school and was called &#8220;weird&#8221; because I didn&#8217;t like to go along with the common trend.  I went home crying to Mom, and Mom said, &#8220;Honey, you&#8217;re not &#8216;weird.&#8217;  You&#8217;re &#8216;unique.'&#8221;  ^_^v<\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;m an adult, I&#8217;m still wearing funny socks, mismatching my clothes, wearing gag and anime T-shirts, cracking horrible jokes that I think are HILARIOUS.  If *I&#8217;m* amused, that&#8217;s all that&#8217;s important, right? XD<\/p>\n<p>As the genie said to Aladdin, &#8220;Remember!  Beeee yourself!&#8221;  \ud83d\ude00  The chicks dig it.<\/p>\n<p>Example:  I walked into a classroom to teach a middle-aged woman, with a daughter college age.  She had a CareBear pen.<br \/>\nRoxy: *Squeel*  OH!  I have that pen!<br \/>\nwoman: Oh really?!<br \/>\nRoxy: YES! \ud83d\ude00 SO CUTE!<br \/>\nwoman: I KNOW, ISN&#8217;T IT?<br \/>\nRoxy: They used to be a cartoon when I was a kid!  Look! *whips out a Carebear pencil*<br \/>\nwoman: OH!  CUTE! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cute-pens.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cute-pens.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"cute pens\" width=\"484\" height=\"363\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-633\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perfectly socially acceptable.   I am twenty eight years old.  You see, in Japan, being &#8216;cute&#8217; is &#8216;cool,&#8217; especially for ladies.  I see men with Mickey Mouse keychains hanging off their bags, cell phones, and meterosexual &#8216;man-purses.&#8217;  It&#8217;s all good.  I can really be myself here.  And I don&#8217;t give a damn what anyone thinks!  Chances are SOMEBODY else digs it.  Even if it&#8217;s my 10 year old kids class.  LOL    Look, dancing radishes!  IT&#8217;S AMAZING, IS IT NOT?  Come on, tell me you DON&#8217;T wanna at least try the radish pencil. ;P<\/p>\n<p>I wear kid&#8217;s anime socks with Dragon Ball Z and Naruto.  Now even Japanese people consider that a little &#8216;odd&#8217; but not necessarily &#8216;child-like.&#8217;  LOL Kadowaki-san said, &#8220;You&#8217;re such an Otaku!&#8221;  (anime freak).  Kunioku just shakes his head and laughs. \ud83d\ude00  My dad would say, &#8220;Babyish!&#8221; in a disapproving way.   (He did, once, when I came back from Japan sporting my stuff).  I have a Care Bear bed sheet and I don&#8217;t care! Nya nya!<br \/>\nI think it&#8217;s the bees knees. >:D  (See, that expression is from 30 years ago or something, but I think it&#8217;s funny so I&#8217;m a&#8217;using it)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/scrubbies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/scrubbies.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"scrubbies\" width=\"494\" height=\"371\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-632\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That being said, look!  I got a new scrubbie! \ud83d\ude00  See my old doggie one, and my new Banana one I got at the hyaku en shop! (dollar store)!  Banana with a capital &#8220;B&#8221; because Bananas are always the answer.  Right? ;D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Remember, beeeee yourself!&#8221; \ud83d\ude00 You know how it is when you like something but the rest of the world thinks you&#8217;re weird? Of course you do! Actually, it may not be the rest of the world. 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