{"id":671,"date":"2011-07-04T01:10:05","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T07:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/?p=671"},"modified":"2011-07-04T01:10:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T07:10:05","slug":"training-foiled-plans-shopping-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/2011\/07\/04\/training-foiled-plans-shopping-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"training, foiled plans, shopping, boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at 4, intending to have a small breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>I ended up having a huge breakfast.\u00a0 I&#8217;d bought this maple-flavored soft bread on sale that was sooo delicious.\u00a0 The expiration date is today, so I wanted two pieces.\u00a0 I made French toast, on top of my huge salad and three eggs and yogurt and cottage cheese.\u00a0 oh man so good, but I got a stomach ache an hour later. lol<\/p>\n<p>I chatted with Mom on Skype for about an hour, which made me feel better about missing Independence Day.\u00a0 I say &#8220;missing&#8221; because I&#8217;m not with my friends or family having a BBQ and jumping in a pool or something.<\/p>\n<p>I wore my piggy socks today.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/piggie-socks1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-673\" title=\"piggie socks\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/piggie-socks1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"326\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I went to the gym super early, and worked out a little.\u00a0 With a stomachache (that lasted until the afternoon). It was good, though.\u00a0 Then I went to the dentist because I had time, but they were all booked up.\u00a0 I ate a lot of ham and a rice ball, and went shopping for a tank-top in Kawasaki.<\/p>\n<p>That was annoying because I had trouble finding Larges or XLs in ladies, and then no smalls in mens!\u00a0 ONLY Larges and mediums.\u00a0 Same with shorts.\u00a0 WTF, isn&#8217;t there anybody MY SIZE in Japan? -_-;<\/p>\n<p>I went into this cheapo shop in the Ginza road in Kawasaki and spent about 20 minutes picking out about ten tank tops and one pair of One Piece shorts.\u00a0 I asked a staff lady where the changing room was.\u00a0 She looked at my stuff and said, &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re not allowed to try on anything that goes over your head.\u00a0 But you can try on those shorts! There&#8217;s a room over there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s cuz women wear make up and it smears over the shirts, so store owners made that rule in certain stores.\u00a0 I got really bent out of shape in the past, cuz there was this shirt I REALLY really wanted, but I refused to buy it if I couldn&#8217;t try it on.\u00a0 I DON&#8217;T WEAR make up and I explained.\u00a0 But of course, being Japan, they wouldn&#8217;t make an exception.\u00a0 I even tried twisting the guy&#8217;s arm, and when it didn&#8217;t work, pretending to get angry (not pretending, actually) but still no cigar.<\/p>\n<p>So when the lady said that, I just took my stuff into the changing room, and since no one was looking, I tried the tank-tops on anyway.\u00a0 HAHAHA screwwwwwwww you.\u00a0 None fit. -_-\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t even get my shoulders through the larges.\u00a0 Baka Japanese clothes. I should know better by now.\u00a0 Uniqlo ones were too clingy, and I often have good luck with Uniqlo. ;_;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo when I step into the changing room, I always leave my shoes pointing in towards the room.\u00a0 All Japanese people always bend over and reposition their shoes pointing out. I don&#8217;t bother.\u00a0 All the staff ALWAYS reposition my shoes for me.\u00a0 It&#8217;s kind of annoying, actually.\u00a0 What if I like them pointing in?\u00a0 So the lady in Uniqlo did it, and then in Casual House, I was gonna do it myself, but then though, &#8220;Oh, let&#8217;s see if that guy from way across the room makes the effort to come all the way over here just to turn my shoes.&#8221;\u00a0 I was getting my phone camera out to take a pic and before I could take a pic, HE CAME AND DID IT.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-674\" title=\"shoes\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shoes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a>That was hilarious. XD<\/p>\n<p>I saw Care Bear shirts for adult women in Uniqlo.\u00a0 HELL YEAH!\u00a0 I&#8217;d already seem an older woman about my mom&#8217;s age wearing one on the train.\u00a0 See that, Dad??\u00a0 Who&#8217;s babyish now?!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/care-bears-t-shirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-675\" title=\"care bears t shirt\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/care-bears-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"414\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I did not buy it, though. I bought a One Piece tank top! XD It&#8217;s a litttttle snug around the boobs, but not too bad. See, I&#8217;m shy&#8230; :&lt;<\/p>\n<p>Hah on that note, I was talking about fight clothes with Kunioku-san and he said, &#8220;How about wearing grappling shorts?\u00a0 They&#8217;re easy to move in.&#8221;\u00a0 I said, &#8220;No way!!!&#8221;\u00a0 He said, &#8220;Why not?&#8221; and I said, &#8220;Because I&#8217;m shy!\u00a0 You know that!&#8221;\u00a0 and I\u00a0 said, &#8220;Oh come on, nobody&#8217;s looking!&#8221;<br \/>\nNobody&#8217;s looking my ass! (literally, LMAO)\u00a0 Everybody is looking! No. WAY.\u00a0 XD Plus, my butt is not as nice as Miesha Tate&#8217;s so I&#8217;m sure nobody wants to look too closely. &gt;;D\u00a0 If you argue with me, I&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re just being polite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a picture of the tank top.\u00a0 I KNOW you&#8217;re gonna try and look at my boobs, so I purposely cut them out of the picture! HAHAHA You can only see Luffy&#8217;s pirate logo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roxy-one-piece-tank-cop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-676\" title=\"roxy one piece tank cop\" src=\"http:\/\/roxannemodafferi.net\/RBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roxy-one-piece-tank-cop.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"253\" height=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at 4, intending to have a small breakfast. 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